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Monday, December 06, 2004

Quote me 

I was just reminded about a recent trip I took with two good friends of mine. And then I got to thinking about all the stupid movie quotes that are randomly floating around my head right now. I also can't get Mike Myers out of my head. Not that this is any fun for anyone else, but I'm gonna list some quotes because I can't really be bothered to do a proper post. That's how lame I am.

"Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick!"

"We've got a piper doun! A piper is doun!"

"Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat."

(Now imagine those above being said by Mike Myers in So I Married an Axe Murderer. Or my old uni flatmate, Blue. Which was equally as hilarious. I swear.)

"Well I don't need a magic 8-ball to look into your future, you want a forecast here, will Holden ever fuck Alyssa?, oh what a shock, NOT FUCKING LIKELY"

"Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment."

"I don't know. I'm starting to get a tingle in my bottom."

(The above 3 courtesy of Kevin Smith, from Chasing Amy.)

"You're legally allowed to drink now so we figured the best thing for you was a car."

"You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about."

"No, you know. I'll tell ya, I was hoping for a goodnight lay, but I'll settle for like a kiss."

"Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?"

(Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, from Good Will Hunting.)

"Then you may remain so long as you remain silent."

"He dies?"

"I know something of a woman in a man's profession. Yes, by God, I do know about that."

(Shakespeare in Love)

"Beautiful. Gorgeous. Wish you were here."

"We're going down, we're going down, we're going down."

"Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other."

"I don't know what they taught you in France, but rude and interesting are not the same things."

(Kate and Luc - French Kiss)

"Take that thumbtack out of your chin."

"I'm having a problem with cancer."

"How do you become something you're not?"

(Life as a House)

"I rule!"

"For you, Brad, I've got five!"

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself."

(American Beauty)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." (Usual Suspects)

"Men make women messy." (Thomas Crown Affair)

"Ten years, man!" ... "Ten! Ten years!"

"Oh, I'll have what she's having."

"Are you free?" "Of course!"

"What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?""

(...Grosse Pointe Blank)

"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?" (The Royal Tenenbaums)

James: "What are you doing two weeks on Saturday?"
Helen: "Probably killing myself."
James: "Excellent. What time does that finish? Do you like boats?"

"Not only does he own a personalized matching set of crocodile-skin luggage, but his favorite TV program is Baywatch. So you see there's always someone sadder than you."

(Sliding Doors)

And now I will go to sleep. And hope my cat doesn't attack me before I'm back to a waking state. And hope that I can get "Like an arnge onna tethpeck" outta my head before I go insane.

"I was just reminded about a recent trip I took with two good friends of mine"

You guys should really stay away from the coloured pills! They seem to mess you up real bad.

We can never decide between the blue and red pills...

Is that a bad thing?
Grosse Pointe Blank! That movie rules.
That was, like, the most insightful comment evar.
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